Enjoying the recession?  OMG, me too.  What a blast.  I got my 401k statement a while back and was just like, "Man, this is so freaking great, who would have guessed I would ever have the opportunity to lose so very much money in such a short time!  Outside of going to Vegas and making some bad roulette decisions, that is."  I seriously can't wait until I get my 1st Q statement, that's just going to be sooo killer.

So in this time of corporate bailouts and middle class implosion, let us all take a few moments to appreciate the New Deal-era reforms that are keeping our economy outta the soup kitchen...for now anyway, since said reforms are under assault constantly by unscrupulous politicians with the interest of the hyper-wealthy in mind!  Ha ha ha, uhhhhhhhm.

(You know we have a giant brass bust of FDR at my house, right?)