OMGz, I have much to catch up on (including an apology to a bunch of people I was too sick and busy to see while in Western PA, I really do suck), but I am having Fake Christmas with the in-laws this weekend, so I haven't the time. 

But briefly: after seeing Chuck Norris behind Huckabee last night on MSNBC -- like, was it my imagination, or was he trying to penetrate my brain with his eyes?  What the fuck was up with how he was staring into the camera?  -- I have become briefly obsessed (via KD!) with Chuck Norris Facts.  It explains a lot!