Darlings! I am feeling so fucking lovey this evening, thanks to another Steelers victory today! And how gratifying that they have crushed the souls of two Ohio teams in the past two weeks! (Ohio, of course being source of my gathering madness with respect to the presidential election. Blue State triumph, woo!) So to all of you, I give my heartfelt love and flash my breasts at you or you know, whatever. Go Steelers!

In other news that's cause for excellent, breast-flashing moods: my new cell phone finally arrived and I love it because I can make it ring to "Funiculi," which never fails to make me laugh until I nearly puke; my TJ/Rye Xmas gift of "let's all get a hotel room in NYC in January and have posh food and cheap drinks instead of buying imported soap and fancy wallets for each other" is coming together nicely; I continue to make happy headway in the very charming big, fat book; and I finally saw Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and loved it even more than I expected I would, which is saying quite a lot. So there!