Enjoying the recession? OMG, me too. What a blast. I got my 401k statement a while back and was just like, "Man, this is so freaking great, who would have guessed I would ever have the opportunity to lose so very much money in such a short time! Outside of going to Vegas and making some bad roulette decisions, that is." I seriously can't wait until I get my 1st Q statement, that's just going to be sooo killer.
So in this time of corporate bailouts and middle class implosion, let us all take a few moments to appreciate the New Deal-era reforms that are keeping our economy outta the soup kitchen...for now anyway, since said reforms are under assault constantly by unscrupulous politicians with the interest of the hyper-wealthy in mind! Ha ha ha, uhhhhhhhm.
(You know we have a giant brass bust of FDR at my house, right?)