I'm sorry, but is there a reason you assholes didn't tell me about the new Noro Kureyon sock yarn? Is it because I haven't been posting? Well, OK, fair enough. But now I can't post because I have to go research this new wonder of the world on Ravelry. So really, you made your own bed here.
ETA: it occurs to me, if you read Pinktalk and are on Ravelry, feel free to look me up on there where my super secret code name is the very sneaky SarahPink.