The internets is sometimes good (and often very bad, like I said yesterday).
On the side of generally good, witness the internets hubbub about the never quite zeitgeist-y enough People Sexiest Man Alive issue , this year featuring the cleancut, lantern-jawed, jeans & t-shirt wearing Matt Damon -- who definitely is hotter to men than woman, don't you agree? I am sure Damon, who allegedly did not exactly find his tabloid-endorsed penis-havingness to be a great honor on par with his Oscar, would approve of the myriad alternatives springing up!
For example: the Jezebel poll of alternatives, for which I obvs voted for my total boyfriend Clive Owen, and the Salon list, which mentions the perennial hotness of Ira Glass, the 1960s sexy sheen of Don Draper from Mad Men, the fierce intelligence of Kanye West and the incomparable Frenchness of Jacques Pepin (all of whom are so double-plus-awesome choices).
So what I am saying is, people, the internets is giving us the option of ignoring Matt Damon's reign of sexiness! Vive la difference!