Happy Halloween, lambies. I woke up to our entire block being covered with toilet paper, hurrah! Our house was spared, I guess it's just the chance you take living on the same street as the elementary school, ha.
If you, like Mr. Pink & I, are sick of people at your work asking you what you are for Halloween when you're just wearing your normal clothes, try our patented stock answers!
- The Source of the Outbreak
- Cog in the Capitalist Machine
- The Me of Tomorrow
- Giuliani's 6th wife
- Pre-op Transsexual
- Faulknerian Idiot Manchild (Mr. Pink has been this for 4 yrs. in a row!)
Enjoy! Don't eat too much candy!