Last minute gift idea for all the assholes you know: conservative "babes" calendar! (Via Salon.) Ha ha, I wonder if the Ann Coulter photo is the one of her wearing that awful Frederick's of Hollywood pleather minidress that I see on the internet from time to time...because, if so, I wonder if you can see her penis at all or if they've re-touched it so it isn't casting a shadow. Really wish I had seen this earlier because I like to pick up random awful things for Mr. Pink during the holidays, like the time I got him the holographic 3-D "suitable for framing" reproduction of "The Last Supper" (which is awesome, by the way and we still have it propper above our kitchen sink).
My holiday madness update: all knitting is finished, except the hat I am making Mr. Pink in complete secret (only when he is working late or at lunch at work -- 2 more repeats on that, I think, so it should be done at lunch today); presents are 50% wrapped but 0% bowed -- I have Martha Stewart disease when it comes to wrapping presents wherein I neurotically make giant fabric ribbon bows to color-coordinate; house is 75% cleaned. All I have to do is pack and, uhm, everything else. Oh, and send Christmas cards. I didn't exactly get to that, I guess.
And yeah, I know there's a lot going on in the news, but I just don't have time to get into it, so let me summarize in two brief sentences: this war isn't going so hot, is it? Fucking A!